Out of the darkness came a shining light

he had his eyes closed and if he had headed it propperly the keeper would have saved it.

i thought the crosses were fantastic yesterday like really good work all round

his first header came iff the back of his head he mistimed so much

You cant teach skill like that, you're born with it :laugh:

he's a leg-end alright

Ryan Taylor eventually got his finger out his arse and didnt hit the first man for a change! Was Fabio at St James' yesterday to see Shola's clinical finishes....

dunno about leg-end but hes definitely a bell-end

he was a menace yesterday was shola... the bloke a was sat next to at the match said joking on "shola will get a hat-trick today" aswell

sholas 3 goals aside we played well yesterday, and despite playing 2 big centre forwards we didnt get stuck in the trap of playing route 1 football, our build up play was good throughout the game... Reading were piss poor thought they offered nothing at all. good start to what will be a fucking weird season for us

Taylors cross for the second was quality

A chorus of "Same old Shola, always scoring" had me in stitches. He must know everyone was laughing at him. Scores a hatrick & the only way we can justify it is to say all his goals were a fluke!

It justifies his existence in that League at least, serious questions need to be asked if he couldn't bag a few in the Championship.


Still not convinced. He's like Footballs answer to Amir Kahn, he'll never do good no matter how well he performs

I'm sick of Barton too, for someone who acts like a little hard lad he's a right puff.

My lass works with his sister Tolu. She's told me before that her boss has a brother who plays for "Newcastle reserves" but I didn't know who he was until we watched the West Brom game and she pointed him out. They look exactly the same to be fair, even her half white kids

Looks like he's found his level.

L E T H A L

kicking myself i didnt make the bet

Consistancy has never been one of his strong points though and it's early doors, with time he will prove himself once again to be as big ron described brother marcel!

IS Duffster gone then? whos going to loads Goalas guns?

4 year deal at Fulham undisclosed fee, signed yesterday.