Man U sign Keeper with Tourettes syndrome

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    Man U sign Keeper with Tourettes syndrome

    Manchester United yesterday signed Major League Goalkeeper Tim Howard for £2.3 million.

    Howard, 23, said 'Hopefully I have some good CUNT tools and can exploit them. It's a FUCK fantasy to even think you can play here but when the interest came it was ARSE interesting and exciting. It's the best league in the world and I'm just looking forward to the CUNT prospect of challenging for the No1 jersey of Manchester United Football

    :p
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    Re: Man U sign Keeper with Tourettes syndrome

    imagine the grief he is gonna get on the terraces this year

    and apparently the medication he takes for his attention disorder makes him drowsy sometimes

    reassuring to know eh?

    £25k a week he's on, must be ok
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    yeah he is gonna get some grief, but he says it has no effect on him playing, and at 25k a week i would hope not aswell

    the US have had some decent keepers, friedel has become one of the best in the premiership, kasey keller wasnt all bad either
    so if man u have signed this one, he must be good. although they did sign that italian keeper a couple of years ago, who was well crap
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    Re: Man U sign Keeper with Tourettes syndrome

    He is not going to be any more abusive than Peter Schmeichel.
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    Re: Re: Man U sign Keeper with Tourettes syndrome

    :p your right there, schmeichel used to dish it out, not many defenders messed with him
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    Massimo Taibi(spelling)then they signed Bosnich,Fabien & Carroll all joined Man Utd as the next Peter the Great.

    What will come first the next Peter Schmeichel or the new Ian Botham?
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    Re: Man U sign Keeper with Tourettes syndrome

    Sorry to quosh the joke like but, only a minority of Tourette’s sufferers make obscene outbursts. Barks or grunts are significantly more common though more extreme sufferers suffer involuntary movements which include jumping, hopping or hitting themselves :lol:
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    Don't forget that Spanish one they've got at the mo... Ricardo! He's set the world alight hasn't he :lol:
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    Will he get a squad number next year?

    I think that he will get a hush move to Spain
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    he aint owt special, but he's better than taibi, he was bad

    pity bosnich didnt establish himself really
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    That sounds like your a Scunny Red, are you?
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    well, yes, but my dad kinda made me be one, he followed them around europe since the early 70's, and i kinda didnt have a choice who i supported

    in my defence, i started following them when fergies job was on the line, 89/90 season
    mark robins was almost his saviour, by getting us through in the FA cup against wrexham
    after that, well, we all know what happened

    and also in my defence, scunny aint that far from manchester, and i have actually been to OT several times
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    Anyone see the programme about Gazza the other night? apparently his weird behaviour and daft outbursts are classic symptoms of tourettes!

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