Work......on a saturday

Work......on a saturday

how much do I regret saying that I would "be happy to work saturdays, as it will keep me in on a friday."

Lots.

It didnt stop me getting pi$$ed up in the house with pops !
He knew I had work and the old "I can still drink you under the table" challenge arose.




He's right, he still can no matter if he's 58 !
He woke me up on the couch this morning with the dyson attached to my cheek.

At 58, he's still a cheekyun !

I'm@work also so aint at all happy!!!

won't be staying all day.

been @ work since 5.30 am I can still taste the kebab from that minging kebab shop in bedlington

lmco!!!!
which one did u go 2?

get yasel down to the fish and chip co. @ the station, they do this thing called a chicken tikka wrap (or chicken flap as we call it) and its absolutely fukkin gorgeous! get it wi chips and garlic sauce.....hmmmmm

gonna have to go for a munch now i've got mesel really hungry!!
(5.30's a bit of a shitter like)

first one you come to coming from the park end of the street

did you hit the Palace last night ?

the palace, the dom, the ranch!!!


*shudders*

I would only "hit the palace" as you put it with parcels of fresh shite from a moving car

you can use my plane if you wish.

I can also supply the shat also, my sisters horse puts out a goodun or two.

u used to love that place!!!

some of your messiest nights have been in that establishment!!!! remember the time u got chucked out for chasing the dancers across the stage?!!

Best Bite? More grease than john travolta and olivia newton john!!!!

yup that's the one, I washed it down with a pint of duckhams hypergrade it flew out my arse bout 10ish

where do you work Ness ? you a farmer like the rest of the locals ?

nah mate, i work @m&s financial services. I sell money the only farmyard activities i get up2 is.......neva mind!

sounds canny, it's like living on the set of emmerdale farm apart from there seems to be loads of pissed folks falling over at all times of day

got any deals on with the money thing ?

loosy says its the countryside all the time and my usual reply is that if u wanna see the countryside i'll take u up to wooler etc, then u'll know what the countryside is!!!

as for the pissed folks, look closely, its probs jimmy!!!

how much u want?

the place is growing on me to be honest

meks me fukkin groan!!! be careful tho, u might start likin the place, even start supporting the terriers!!!!