thread for men

thread for men

We all have to suffer the wrath of laydees when their monthly friend comes.
Of which we (the lads) were given a brief idea of what it was.

Now a problem for us is that we were told that inevitably we will get involuntary erections.
This happens quite often with me and have had to deal with a few embaressing incidents.
Now this is another topic that was went over lightly in sex ed.

They didn't tell us it could happen anywhere anytime in front of anyone !!!

And we have had to learn to get through life with this embaressing predicament popping up quite regularly !


How were you told about it and has there been any majorly embaressing cases !

found out me sell ..... all you have to do is get more sex ...... once your in a strong comfy relationship it doesnt bother you as much cos it knows its gonns a get fed at least three square meals a day

I don't understand. :angel:

Shall I ask mammy and daddy what u are talking abt?

3sq meals? u poor undernourished young man dean. fukkin king's banquet for me each night!!!

yeah a thought your new puppy was up to summit like and maxi always was a dirry doggy........ does lucy no about this...

who do u think the cook is!!!

or txt some lass to walk 35yds from her house across the road and get her to do it for you.


ezezee really when you know how.

I tend to suffer from "bonkon-onthebuss-aritus" you know - the mind does wonder whilst your sittin there...not had it in a while though since I got me own personal transport

okay what bugs me is being on a bus and its always when your just about to get off. then you have the problem of concealing it. What is worse is when its a hot day, your off to work, shirt tucked in and bang. oh no. there you go. and u cant just sit on the bus and miss ya stop !

Just ask her for a wank!!

we finally get to the truth...

Heres me thinking your bitter and aggresive outlook on the world was down to a broken home and lonely upbringing... when infact its down to a very lonely love life.

www.playboy.com

should help

sorry joe, is this post too close to home. what with you and your oompa loopas daddy bought for you.

*as joe stamps his feet, Daddy, daddy I WANT one*

? I don't get it please explain

you dress up as willy wonka and get all the oompas to suck your chocolate bar. whilst you twirl their green locks around your fingers shouting deekedeeeedeee!

hehe this thread is funny.

it makes me laugh when a lad gets a random erection....however much they think that no1's noticed the girls all still sit and point and giggle and attempt to assess size....well i do anyway hehe

erm yes

Don't be taking Willy Wonka's name in vain!

you see joe, i try and throw a random thought into the board, and all you can say is "erm yes"

how about emplying some light humour into your ever so heavy head.


if you have anything to say on this matter also you fairy, say it in the dedicated thread.

But how do you know if it is a random event?

Do you sit all day looking at mens cocks on the chance you'll catch one standing to attention ?