1st thing in the morning....

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  1. Cookee

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    :lol: Yeah, suppose it does!!!!! :p
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    Re: 1st thing in the morning....

    Me too, my flatmate is gay.:lol::D heh heh.

    God dont talk to me about morning glory...:oops: Just started a new job t'other week, was on night shift, and had fallen asleep in a rather small staff room, full of women & woke up with a fright cos i aint ment to be sleepin @ work.

    My uniform is well thin fabric, and too big for me, needless to say my 'john thomas' was standing to attention.: o bout 7am GOD I WISHED THE GROUND WOULD JUST SWOLLOW ME UP. :lol:

    Tried to go for a walk & think about Margaret Thatcher on a cold day or sumthin, so i stood up & made everything 10 times worse.....arrrgh. Waddled out the room like hunchback of notre damme!
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    :lol: :lol:

    :eek: Thinking of Maggy Thatcher makes u get a bigger hard on???! YIKES!! :D :lol: :wink:
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    :eek: Eeeeuuuuugh. NO. Quiet the opposite effect i find, but each to there own.:lol: :lol: :lol::cry:

    God I walked into that one eh?:oops:
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    theres nowt better than morning nookie!!! :D :love:
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    Id rather have the half hour sleep!!! Regardless of how good it was!! :D But Im jus lazy :rolleyes:
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    just don't wake up properly...i do that sometimes.... :king:
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    :lol: Thats quality Ruth!!! :D
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    it's gotta b done!!!! i'm lazy too but enjoy sex too much to miss out!!! ;)
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    Oh defo!! Id jus prefer to have it in the afternoon!! :D
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    both partially closed!!! :cool2:
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    i'm have some then too thanks!!!! :love:
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    U animal Ruth!!! :D
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    not really an animal i just like sex!!! :angel2:
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    :up: Me too!! :D
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    i'm guessing i'm tryin gto make up for all the time i didn't get none!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Stephens jus called us Slags UTD, Ruth!!! :eek: :mad: Ill hold him down, you thump him!!! :D

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