the jungle / celebs

the jungle / celebs

9.00 pm tonight some poor monkeys gana shat himself and fall out of a tree when he sees alex best jordan and kerry mcfatboobs showing enough cleavage to fit a hippo in come into his back yard ... Joking apart av never fancied watching reality tv before but theres gotta be some controversy in this programme whoever managed to stick in lord brocket or bocket or wey yi nah that toff twat in there should get a medal the bloke is lude crude andf full of hiself hes basically Joe in the jungle ! Razor ruddock is a fat lazy ex footballer who will blatantly stare down all the womens tops while trying to figure out how a coconut works !

cant wait should be quite good!

Jordan looks hot

A reckon her and alex best will be tring to out do each other in the look at me a need all the attention competition and ruddock will win the whole game !

Goalking is on it!

i think one of the girls will win it

Goalking is on it - neil ruddock was a centre half mate

No, Goalking..............

pete andre was a popstar did he play football as well?

Never mind. U need to know Goalking off the board to understand the joke.

Are you saying goalking is a washed up ozzy greeceball with plasctic pecs and really icle willy ??? or is it just that he looks like peter andre???

No pills I hope!

No she doesnt

Goalking / Peter Andre - U decide? :spangled:

saw him last week reckons hes out on friday..............

i was really pissed so dont quote me on this, but im sure hed had a haircut, sort of short brushed forward number.... HONEST!!

Alex Best ..
Jordan (on some days)
Tht Kerry lass

Alex Best is looking pritty fine..... Jordan looks a state, nice arse though. Peter Andrea is an absalout titball, he should boil his head in boiling milk.

Peter Andre going on about his 'music' was the most cringible television since Cheggars went naked in the jungle on channel 5.

*shivers*

Jordan looks filthy

hat off to jordan for doing the bush tucker challenge!!! i don't think i cud've!!!

i say well done to jordan like - my view of her has totally changed she is about the most genuine person on that show and i would love to see kerry submerged in lots of insects hahaha - there was an interview with her and brian and it was mostly about brian and she took over the interview completely i dont like her.

Apparently Jordan and Alex Best are plannin to sunbathe topless..

The ratings guys will be happy bout that..
Did ya hear what Jordan wanted her luxury item to be..