Does anyone want a fucking cat?

Does anyone want a fucking cat?

Take him off my hands before I do something lethal.

He shits around his tray, kicks the contents of it around the kitchen and every couple of months he will be sick at least twice in every fucking room in the house. Usually whilst your parents are away.

He also howls like a fucking dog every night every half hour or so. Indoors or out.

In fact fuck it, I'll pay you twenty quid deposit and a further ten quid a month until he dies.

someones in a bad mood

can i eat it?

if you want to die of a heart attack.

ill do u a swap with my sister....im sure the cats more useful

is she fit?

id post an old picture but it wont let me

i'm not surprised ur cat misbehaves when ur rents r away if thats the way u talk bout it!

he's just a fucking pain in the arse now. he's all lovey dovey when he wants food, and then he's just a complete and utter **** afterwards.

thats what all cats are like nass.

just like women

You can get a cat loo with a roof on the top- from Argos stops it smelling and going every where

haha nass surprised your cat can be arsed to walk to each room, its well cute tho

How? :spangled:

Get rid of the cat, a tortoise is the way forward

You will have none of them problems

I'll have him!

..Except I've seen your cat, and I've seen my house, and my house is more likely to fit into your cat than the other way round.

Defo! We have a herman tortoise called.... erm.... Herman! Like grease lightning!

We have two cats as well. STREET TRAIN YOUR CAT! Like ours. By that I mean kick the little fucker out. It'll come back when it's hungry. Then you boot it out again! Result!

Rachel will probably have it. She won't even notice it, she's already got about 20 of them!!