the men in the toilets.

the men in the toilets.

I went for a shit on Friday and when I realised there was no toilet roll (before going luckily) I asked the guy if I could take 2 of his tissues which he gave out to people washing their hands.

'No, this is my property'

'please mate i have to go'

'no!! no no no! i need this, this is MY property I buy it'

*looks at massive pile(s) of tissues*

'come on, 2 tissues for a lad who needs a crap here, this is the height of un-freshness'

'no mon stop bothering me!!! you go to the bar and you ask for some toilet roll c'mon now'

'mate it'll take half an hour to get to the front and I need a shit, like now - here's 20p (all i had in change)'

He then hands back the 20p, and insists I stand there with a turtle head popping right out.

Everyone laughs taking my side, 'its just two tissues!!'.

Chris then goes up to wash his hands and gives me a tissue he didn't use (fucking life saver ) and the man looks gutted.

Whats the point in these fucking pricks?

I even like one of them (Derek), but he wasn't there last night.

They didn't used to bother me that much, but they insist on giving you soap and turning the tap on (i have hands) and then asking for money (every fucking time!!) - its taking the piss completely.

Freshn'up my arse.

play was arguing with one of them for ages... crackin toilet banter

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can't say I have had the pleasure of the foundation bogs for some time

Haven't been to promise in a while, since when have they started to employ people to over see you go for a shit/piss.

i had to give the fucker a quid to get 3 measily bits of tissue to whipe me arse! wasnt happy like! ****

you daft bastard!

Someone nicked one of his aftershave bottles when he wasn't looking for not giving him some tissue.

I bet he wishes he just gave him it now!

Them blokes in the bogs do my bloody head in - fair enough i suppose they are only doin a job, but sometimes u just want to piss and leave - not have a hand wash/ manicure / shower / new paint job and whatever else they want to give you. I don't like the fact that if u want to wash your hands after a piss then they expect you to give them money and "freshen up bro'......... It really does my head in ARRRGHH!!!! It seems that there are these toilet skulkers everywhere in the town now not just Foundation - whats going on??? :evil: (rant over....)

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Thanks for giving us such a detailed explination nass....

well tbh i dont think whiping my arse with aftershave is goin to do me any good?

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whey look, when you need a shit you need a shit.

just imagine walking round foundation with a shitty sock because you had nothing else to use.

innit!

i proper peg it past them when they're looking the other way now..

hey man! freshn'..

fuck off!

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haha i heard a few of you's talkin bout using ya socks to whipe ya arse, sick bastards ya's

totsl wankas the are its aint ikon fuck off you tramps

it must be the harshest job in th world, loads of pissed up off there nuts clubbers giving them hammer all the time and you have to say freshin up all the time.

I agree that they keep the place tidy - but they guard the sinks etc with a passion - I bet they would do you in for tryin to fill your bottle up or something. There should be a "fast track" sink for people who don't want to 'Fresh up man' - AND some free shit roll!!!

It is a harsh world out there.

Someone has to do it, better them than us, eh buster.

The ones in Tiger Tiger are the worst - i went in and some kid was standing there with his hands behind his head and the "fresh up" man was doin his belt up for him - all for a fuckin quid - whats the world coming to...........

Yeah i agree they do a good job of keeping the bogs tidier. Everyone must remember the days when you needed wellies from about 1am onwards.

But i dont like the fact that i cant simply rinse my hands with some water, without getting manhandled and hassled for money.