You know your memory is going when ...

You know your memory is going when ...

.... (complete the sentence)


You forget your house keys at least once a week. :doh: (If I have to phone my dad to let me in at stupid 'o' clock in the morning one more time Im going to have to have my keys surgically removed from my ass)

You go out to post something and forget to actually take said item with you. :doh:

even worse when you park in town.. walk around for 10 mins, can't remember if you locked the car or not... get back to car and notice you didn't lock it!!! doh.

...your social life involves drugs every weekend.

........ you receive a diagnosis of alzhemiers?

Were you meaning to post that in the forbidden vocab thread?

yes, yes i was damn your quick fingers i nearly had it away.

Awwww sowwie. I was just confused!!

Your knocking one-off in bed and forget about the sex wee. Wake up in the morning and theres dry jot crustations in your belly button and stuck to your stomach hairs

ERGH! There really was no need for that :sick:

your shaggin a bird in your mates brothers bed and you cant remember where you put the jonny

Lurvely!

I'm so glad I'm not a man

its probably the worst passion killer when theyre in the next room an uve gotta get up an fetch....bashing the fucker off doors an knocking ornaments off tables

lol aye but the jonny was already used mate

so u had already put it on but forgotten??:spangled:

My friend told me a similar but more disgusting story ....

She was at a friends totally annhilated on k and boyfriend had fucked her while she was totally out of it. Not knowing what happened whilst she was fucked she got up and went to the toilet to find her tampon er missing. Her and he fella went home and the person who slept in the bed after them woke up with her 'missing' tampon stuck to her face :sick:

thats is filth

that is filth

bollox

Surely the colour of the sheets would have told the story.