white vans at work today whilst out in the van we were at the traffic lights and normally you see on other vans wash me please or clean me, but the van in front today had on the back MY GIRLFRIEND IS THIS DIRTY the fucking van was black must a been a dorty cow
Some guy who used 'danger danger john saltidge' as a chat up line thats pretty much it, it got boring after 3 minutes but its been going for weeks, apparently he's now a 'legend'
The fairs shit, all you can smell is fucking Ocean Road, it smells worse than the pikie fair workers!