Earliest memory

Earliest memory

What's everyones earliest memory as a kid?

The ones that stick out for me are walking to Nursery with my dad and in front of loads of people asking him why my willy kept going hard

or

The 1st time i rode a 2 wheel bike, i'd just got a BMX for Xmas and it had stabilisers on it. I took them off and went to the top of a hill and just flew straight down! Was a class moment

ffs i struggle to remember yesterday ...............

my 1st day at pre school and hating it.
spent the whole time crying.

Going to Blackpool on holiday as a kid. Remember being allowed to stay up late one night and being taken to see the illuminations and getting a donut. I used to think I must've been about 6/7 at the time, but was talking about it with me ma a few months ago and apparently I was only 3!!

Also have a few random memories of nursery school, but nothing really clear or vivid.

Just for you Fidds, what did you have for Lunch today?

i think mine is weeing myself at the nursery and having to wear some clothes out of lost property cos mine were wet

bless you :hug:

erm ham n pease pudding sarnies .......... i think :spangled:

I remember my 5th birthday as my first memory. I got this cat cuddly toy from this gift shop that just sold cat stuff! I took it to my party and when we did hokey kokey some1 ripped the arm off. Ive still got it now

My family moving house when i was about 4 or 5, 'helping' my Dad pack up stuff in boxes.

I was probably a hindrance really but he didn't let on

Being smacked on the arse by mrs pringle first ever day of pre school for throwing other kids off the banna slide . My mother chinned her and i went to a different school hehe !

Chopping a rabbit hutch up as a kid , well watching my pops do it and then struggling to lift the bluntest axe in history so i could have a bash .

building tents in the back garden at my grans out of old chairs , spider coverd rugs from the shed .

Getting stung in the eye by a wasp while me mam was in a shop . i was crying outside and put my hands to my face just as a wasp was in front of me . The wasp was stuck between my hand and eye . The inevitable happend !

Those would be some of my ear;iest memory I think the rabbit hutch one is the earliset but not sure !

oh and trying to put my little bro into the washing machine . i was about 4 and hed have been two .

My pushchair being stolen when we were at the beach. I was about two.

Some ginger kid in nursery used to touch things when he'd point and he pointed at my dinner and put his manky hand in my mashed potato so I grassed on him and he cried

Imagine him now "wow, look at those huge tits! Nice arse as well!"

Arrested.

I could see he was about to touch my dinner aswell about a second before he did but I was too busy chewing to stop him. I dont think they would replace my dinner either

you should have stabbed the lil copper headed twat with your fork that would have stopped him

'Don't poke my mash!'

hahahaha even in nursery I knew not to eat contaminated food