A bear, a lion and a chicken meet. A bear, a lion and a chicken meet. > > The Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with > fear." > > The Lion says: "If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me." > > Then the Chicken says: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet > sh*t's itself." > >