a few thoughts... Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why don't you ever see baby pigions? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? How fast do hotcakes sell? Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Does the President have to pay taxes? Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights? If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? think thats enough!!!
Laughing my arse and tits off at that one!!!!!! hehe!!!!!! very interesting observations! HEHEHE !!!!!!!!
LOL, very funny mate. either ur really bored at home, or u found a website with lots of crap on it. nice1
Funny as fcuk - - quality mate Why when every baby born is beautiful yet there are so many ugly people in the world ??? Where do all the dead birds go ?? Why is an Orange called Orange yet an Apple aint called Green ?? *looks @ piss poor effort*
What the fuck! I am in a very fragile state at the moment and that has just completely fucked my head
i was on a website ages ago with loads of questions on like that lol and i sat for hours trying to answer them lol i didnt answer them all but it was worth a try
if the plane was made of the same dense and almost indestructible material it would never get off the ground, there arent engines powerful enough at this stage
Re: a few thoughts... i only tried to answer the ones that were worth answering Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? cos there aint enough meat on a mouse to make profit from mouse flavoured food.. and my cat has classier tastes Can fat people go skinny-dipping? i do Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? theyre not real so it doesnt matter. how many real six foot talking mice do u know? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? it has a hint of real lemon, its isnt made of them. most of the stuff in lemon juice is flavour enhancer and preservative, to make it last longer and tatse nicer Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? its one less thing ot think about, so u dont crash while drving Why don't you ever see baby pigions? cos i get to them first and have ppidgeon pie for tea (i've seen baby pidgeons before, but theyre not ambitious as the older ones to come and hassle u for a chip at the train station) Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? if ur drying u self normally its rubs off skin, which may have dirt on it, this will grow and make the towel unhygenic Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? thats a dumb ass american one If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? someone who does way too much special K How fast do hotcakes sell? hot cakes sell fastest cos they are the freshest and nicer tasting If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? dunno but lmfao, mebbes he gets his mummy to do it? (get the pun --> mummy? init )
Re: Re: Re: a few thoughts... lol its 2 true, sitting at home with no parents for the day, and 159 hours to go till i get my loan
Re: a few thoughts... Karl your one top bloke!!!!!! You should work for the FBI or even be Prime Minister VOTE KARL!!!!!!!
a few more..... Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government? If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place? Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running foward? If you tell someone they are being judgmental arnt you being judgmental yourself? Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? Why do they call it "head over heals in love" If are head is always over our heals? How do the buttons on your phone light up, when it is not plugged in? Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? If IHOP stands for International House Of Pancakes how come you only see it in the U.S.A? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? How did the headless horseman know where he was going? Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? Why is it that Chickens are poultry, yet chicken eggs are dairy? Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? What do you say when God sneezes? Do cows drink milk? Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? What is a male ladybug called? Why is it that it's called Alcoholics Anonymous, but the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic? Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? How fast do hotcakes sell? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Does the President have to pay taxes? Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights? If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them when your in space? Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Isn't it kinda ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag? What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? What do you call a female daddy long legs? If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up? In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast? Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ? Why are SOFTballs hard? Do vampires get AIDS? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps? Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring? If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? What do people in China call their good plates? Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Does a postman deliver his own mail? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why dosent a chicken egg taste like chicken? Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car? Does peanut butter really have butter in it? Do mimes watch silent movies? Is the fear of flying groundless? Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway? If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing? Why are boxing rings square? Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it? Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
