arrrhhh! me mothers new rollin pin!...

arrrhhh! me mothers new rollin pin!...

fuk! arrrh me mothers got a new rollin pin! aye ya na wat that meens!? i put a finger outa place and she'll b after me like a sheep s hagger in heat lol err now wat? do i hide?.....




...DO I FUK!!!!...


...I GET A BIGGER ROLLIN PIN AND CHALANGE THE FUKA!!! LOL

hrrrmmmmm you do know violence never solves anything.

m8 if my mother was chasin u with a fuk off rollin pin u'd do the same, times like this, ticklin doesnt work

You realise how big a turn on that would be for me?

lol errr BOTHERED!

u should c the way she moves that hoover m8 lol

hoovers aren't a turn on, they remind me of sweaty fluff clad nobbers at sundissential... I preffer your mother with her finest culinary accessories - gives me goosebumps everytime.

al get some pic 4 ya m8 but goes 4 that rollin pin am off a tell ya!

cheers comrade