Bad sunderland joke! In the Babies Ward! Four men, a cockney, a Geordie, a makem & a Jamaican, are sitting in thematernity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective child. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the doors saying, "Gentlemen you won't believe this, but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other." The men are beside themselves with happiness. "And", said the Doctor, "Theyhave all had little boys. But we do have one slight problem. In all theconfusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery &would be grateful if you could join us there to try & help identify them." With that the Geordie raced past the doctor & bolted to the nursery. Once inside, he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!" The doctor looked bewildered & said, "Well sir, out of all the babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of Jamaican descent." "True", said the Geordie, "but one of those little c*nts is a makem & I'm not taking that chance!".
the new GABBER always room! mark was goin 2 surprise u! but i thought u best get ready for the always rooms new identity as a haven for the darkest form of dance GABBER! the likes of... ...La Peste, Freak, Lenny Dee, Producer, Fishead, Mark N, Simon Underground, Scott Brown, Neophtye and the new residents- Geordie Gabber Maffia will play the best of ...Industrial Speedcore & noisey French style New-style gabber (noisier stuff) Old skool European techno (1991-1993 Belgium, Dutch etc) how exciting!!!
Re: the new GABBER always room! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! GABBA!!!!! *startz singin 'iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dont like melody, im a gabba baby.........so why dont u fukk me!!!!!!!!*
nar but serius they shod have a gabber room its fucking mint! even if wwe have too wiat til they open the third room! FUCK THAT HAPY SHIT!
