Bizarre Facts to lighten up your day!

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    Bizarre Facts to lighten up your day!

    Bizarre facts of this world

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
    animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are
    punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
    prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
    see their reflection in a mirror.

    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
    applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with
    a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
    deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
    first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins
    to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in
    the world that even comes close to this?)

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
    husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
    other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
    fish stores. (But of course!)

    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
    time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes
    one shudder at the thought.)

    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
    her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that
    they had to pass this law?

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
    exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only > "in
    places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
    (Is this a great country or what?.(Not as great as Guam!)

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
    enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
    create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)

    A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over
    that pig thing)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
    that why Flipper was always smiling?)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't touch THAT
    one!)

    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
    and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking
    little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a
    pig ... quality over quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, gezz)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)

    After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those Pigs.
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!! kept me amused, thanx andy! Where you find this shite?!?!;)
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    hahah class!

    apparently at sum afterpartys n clubs, naughty young english people put horse tranquillizer up their noses!:confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:
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    Has no one ever told u?
    Apparently I'm FULL of shite !!!
    :D :D :D
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    happy happy!! :)
    tee hee!!! lol@bellini!!! xxx
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    fcukin ell sounds well frightenin that matey ;) ;)

    bet there some states then ehh - not that me aint seen any before like :D :D
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    Fook that! I wanna be a pig.........
    Well, metaphorically speaking,
    I actually quite fancy living in Guam. :D
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    Re: Bizarre Facts to lighten up your day!

    perhaps the male body. the strongest muscle in a female body is a penis! hehe
    :p
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    LMFAO!!!!

    well put :D
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    might be well put doc but i might get some stick when the ladies see it in the mornin. u know, bad moods on a monday and all the rest of the things that cause them to go butt wild and over-react, "times of" etc.

    (i really am gonna get it now).
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    Lol....yup...ur in for it mate!!!

    lol...still...was a good laugh!!!

    Been nice knowing u mate :D
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    i wasn't that nervous about it til just now. thanx bri.
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    heheheh...no probs mate!!!!

    im sure loopy wont hurt ya THAT much!!!

    errrr,,,ummmm i aint re-assuring ya very much here mate am i?!?!?! :D
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    not really.:(
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    hmmm...lemme try again!

    Nahhhhh dun worry ness mate!!!!!

    im sure all the lasses will take it as a joke n have a laff about it!!!!!!!!!

    theyre such a bunch of cool ppl after all...why wudnt they??!?!

    you agree mate?

    (ps. say yes n ur off the hook i reckon m8 ;) )
  17. Ness

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    totally mate, agree 100%. they'll know i'm just jokin coz they're greeeeaaaaaat!!!:D

    (that oughta do it)
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    Sorted!!!!!!!!

    PHEW!

    Was a close one mate :D
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    im not quite sure my feminist powers are needed anymore, ill just sit quietly for a bit.
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