Bizarre troubles you've had applying for a job

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  1. Ayatollah Terry

    Ayatollah Terry Registered User

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    Bizarre troubles you've had applying for a job

    I was thinking when I leave Uni I'd do one of three careers.

    Accountant

    Fireman

    Policeman


    But it appears I can't be an acountant in a top firm because I only got a 'C' in my Maths GCSE in 1996! Even if I'd got the equivalent in 1906 they still wouldn't give me an interview.

    I can't be a fireman because I'm both deaf in my left ear and I've had laser eye surgery. Understandable.

    I can get into the Police, but I'm limited to what I can do because of the same reasons as the fireman. Cock!



    I reckon I should just register disabled! I can't get a f***in proper job!


    Anyone else had crap problems like this?
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  3. Harper

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    Re: Bizarre troubles you've had applying for a job

    well in such high profile and importaint jobs who can blame them for not wanting deaf and partially sighted people?
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    dont be scared to go to the site m8 the girls wont bite:)
  6. ManofScience

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    Can't u resit your GCSE?
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    my big bruvva is a chartered accountant like, he is smart as fuck not like u
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