Cancer scare Customer: Worcester sauce please mate... Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings? SK: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare C: Hamburger Relish? SK: Cancer scare C: Sausage and Mash? SK: Cancer scare C: Cottage Pie? SK: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare. C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare? SK: Yup. C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then. SK: No bother. £5.25 please. C: Thanks