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  1. Doggie

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    Haha, wicked :p
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    ha quality :)
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    lol:p
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    happy happy!! :)
    aaawww :( my stoopid university computer has blocked the link thing n wont let me access it :( hhhhmmm it must be sumfink dodgy!!! xxx
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    its a giraffe dressed up in kinky clothes having sex witha rhino...maybe thats why its banned....

    that horn looks painfull :D
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    at the back, observing the action...
    im scared to think wot goes on inside your head joe!:rolleyes:
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    I can construct sentences now :D :D :D

    And don't pretend you've never thought of a rhino in an un-natural geographic way... those horns intimidate me :D

    talking of giraffe sex... how funny would 2 giraffes in a 69 look :D
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    they would be more of a 77
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    giraffe sex:D

    can u imagine it?:p
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    nah uh they'd be an L7 which isn't a number... but looks right.

    and if they was doing it doggy they'd be

    FF <-- sideways

    if they was foing it missionary they'd be erm they can't do missionary...

    How much fun would being a giraffe actually be :confused:
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    EURGH! when i was aboot 11 my class went to edinburgh zoo for the day, and the giraffe had a boner:eek: :eek: :D
    it warped my fragile mind :p
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    that wouldnt be bad at all, means u dont have to look at their face :p:D
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    i do own a collection of rhino porn mind....not so amusing like

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    lmfao@giraffe errections... did it have giraffe print on it? cos that would look tres scary.
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    its amazing what there is on the internet


    an article....dedicated to smartE

    Speaking of how animals are hung—we did devote some time to the topic that will delight all you size queens. Although the giraffe has "a very small unit, for its size," it makes up for it with an 18-inch tongue—not a bad trade, eh, ladies? They literally "neck" during their mating dance, wrapping around each other and getting quite cozy. The warthog has a corkscrew penis—larger than the duck's, one assumes.
    And get ready for the one-horned rhino! His penis is four and a half feet long, and he and his mate may go at it for an hour at a time. "There's a flange on his penis, which actually spreads like wings—kind of like on those maxipads, y'know?" (Brandais was born to do this tour.) His cousin the black rhino is an aggressive fuck; "they bash the hell out of each other for days, so the female can test the male's strength." Sex can last an hour, "a fairly large payoff for all that work"—and his penis-head is shaped like a daffodil. In both rhino species the point of this exotic cock is to keep the sperm from escaping, and the black rhino stud may find himself hopping helplessly after the female, still stuck, if she gets bored after they copulate.
    The elephant has the largest unit—eight and a half to nine feet long, 70 pounds of pure muscle.
    "The elephant has the largest unit—eight and a half to nine feet long, 70 pounds of pure muscle." I know what you're thinking—come back as an elephant in the next life—but there's more! It's prehensile, like his trunk. "He can't pick up a dime, but he can do just about everything else. It's like a heat-seeking missile, finding the right spot." And if that isn't enough to impress you, the highly intelligent pachyderms also use their trunks during sex, to sniff and fondle.
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    thats disgusturus helz!!!!

    Girafffes have pretty faces... it's their necks that turn me off... everything else is peachy creamy :D
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    ok helz now I'm worried you knwo far too much...
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    happy happy!! :)
    good god i am both disgusted and seriously distubed by this thread and smart e shame on you for having such a twisted little mind!!! :D xxxx

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