Child Support excuses The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: these Are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, it Takes the prize >>> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was >>> >>> Fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the >>> father of Child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. >>> 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I >>> was Being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can Provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party If this helps. >>> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She wasConceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night I do remember that the sex was so good that I Fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his Phone number? Thanks. >>> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He >>> drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and see if he's had it replaced. >>> >>> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. >>> 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me >>> that to Do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications For the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right By the country. Please advise. >>> >>> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look The same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket. >>> 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, Can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? >>> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom . >>> 10. So much about that night is a blur The only thing that I remember For sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the Evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going To the party at 146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilised. >>> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all When you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
