Favourtie Film/ TV SHow Quote

Favourtie Film/ TV SHow Quote

What's yours?

TV: Anything from Little Britain or LOG

Film: From Human Traffic: Reality, is that you?

From The Shawshank Redemption

"I read it. Can you read you dumb fuck?"

bad boys: " back up, put the gun down. and give me a packet of tropical fruit bubalicious.............................. and sum skittles!"

Goodfellas


What 'dya mean I'm funny? Funny looking or funny haha! You f***in prick! Huh!

Dumb & Dumber

" Tic tac ...... Sir ?? "

Devils Advocate!

"Guilt is just a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down"


great film

Twelvety!

Agreed!!!

Class film

so many good quotes..

this one has been used in a number of films (and yes i know it's not an original quote, but its good all the same ) and the last i remember it in was 'tomorrow never dies':

'The margin between genius and insanity, is measured only by success'

apocalypse now:
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory."

Fierce Creatures
'Son: You screwed up my childhood!
Dad: How could I? I wasn't even there.'

i could go on

The Untouchables

Malone (Sean Connery):
"You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull out a knife, you pull out a gun. He sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?"

straight talkin

you not gonna give us the quote then?

Loads of great Futurama quotes:

"This is like that drug trip I saw in a movie when I was on a drug trip!"

"Well, thanks to the internet I'm completely bored with sex."

"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet."

Zap Brannigan =

Movies:
Army of Darkness - "Gimme some sugar baby!","Buddy you aint leadin but two things right now; jack and shit. And Jack left town", "good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun"

They Live - "I have come here to chew buggle gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Goldfinger -
Bond: you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr Bond. I expect you to DIE.

Fight Club -
"we were all brought up to believe we'd be movie stars or rock stars, but we won't and some of you are starting to realise that and we're very very pissed off" (or something like that!)

Gladiator -
"I am Maximus Decimus Meridius. Leader of the armies of the north and follower of the true emperor of Rome, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife and I shall have my vengeance in thi slife or the next"

Batman -
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Dawn of the Dead 2004 -
Kenneth: "Everybody there dead?"
Steve: "Well... deadish."

TV:
Friend - too many to mention here! Mostly from the god that is Chandler Bing.
#1: (To Ross's dilemma of Julie or Rachel) - "Oh no two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

#2when Joey's bracelet gift scares off a pretty woman) - "That's easy for you to say you don't have to wear the woman repeller. The eyesore from the Liberachi house of crap! I pity the fool who puts down my jewellery. I do! I do!"

its actualy;

Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

:worship: Chandler is god

And to think the world stopped turning there. thanks for righting that wrong mate

"No TV and no beer make Homer something something."

"Go crazy?"

"Don't mind if I do!" *lots of Homer type noise/screaming*

Fry and Bender... owt they say.

"cheese it"

EDIT : hahahahah http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese+it

Person 1 : "What's that guy doing? He's crazy"
Person 2 : "Yeah...Crazy like a FOX!"

What's that from It was on the dictionary thing posted??