Girls, arn't you glad you live in the 21st centuary!

Girls, arn't you glad you live in the 21st centuary!

Extract from the good housewives handbook:

Should your husband suggest congress (shagging) then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man’s satisfaction is more important than a woman’s. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products.

You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

in other words, let him shag u when he wants it, then while he's asleep, prepare ureself for the morning so u look good 4 him, and do everything he wants, erm, ok, no!

Wots wrong with that?

dont get me started!!!!!!

Re: Girls, arn't you glad you live in the 21st centuary!

for real!

damn! if only us blokes had it that easy these days... now u've actually got to be nice to wimmin!

I'd let you serve me my morning cuppa in a glittery cup, would that make any differenve? LOL

ahhhhhh, u c, now that changes everything!

lmfao!

As soon as glitter is mentioned your putty in anyones hands!

lmfao, what can i say, its my weakness, i just love the sparkley stuff!

ladies are the most important thing on this planet us males wouldnt be here without ues so respect oooooooo as long as u have a cuppa ready in the mornin oooo and breakfast in bed ooooo and my shit ironed oooooo and a lift to work oooooo and some dosh for my dinner oooooo and my slippers ready for me when i come in ooooo and the paper oooo and my tea ready for when i come. lol

Why did god make it so women have periods?


COS THEY FUKKIN DESERVE IT!!!!

HA HA HA

u sly twat



lmfaolmao

jeff, i am going to hit u next time i c u!

that was highly uncalled for, u lot would be stuck without us!

u havnt got a clue how to do anything on ure own, hense u need us to do everything, males are a waste of space, we would all be alot better off without u's!

C'mon bring it. Lets fight glitter bitch!!

listen mr maracca, dont think im scared of u, coz im not, i'll just shoot u with my glitter gun!

ur 4getting that im a hard assed bitch!

Not the glitter gun nooooooo!

AIYA!!!!

Jus kiddin babes. Jus thought ad post it for a reaction and got one. Any way the power of the marracca will overcome the glitter so BRING IT!!!!

ha ha ha, u think u could win? against me n my glitter?

NEVER!

Yeah but i have back up to drown you out!!!

oh no, not 2 of you's!!!!!!!

well, ive got so much glitter, i will blind u with the sparkleyness!