Here's another one ! There was a woman called lollie Who had an arse the size of a quarry She laid on her back and opened her crack And a man backed in with his lorry
heres one... "When I was a little girl, I had a little thing, And when I sat all alone, I slid a finger in. Now I'm not a little girl, My thing has lost it's charm. Now it takes five fingers, And half my fuckin' arm". sorry about that one ladies....
WALKNG ALONG, SINGING A SONG, WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND THERES ONLY ONE STEVEY STONE, ONE STEVEY STONE WALKNG ALONG, SINGING A SONG, WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND
lmfao!!! they are all wikid poems i must say u'shave to start ur own book promise boards dirty nursey rhymes hehehew we be a top seller!!
another x-rated one here, those easily offended look away now there was a young man from nuntuckit, whose knob was so big he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear was a cunt i could fuck it
oh my god i am appauled!! !!! comedown kid i am disgusted with you i really am!! i hope you didnt take the time to make that up yourself.....???!! xxxxx
'ickory Dickory Dock Me bitch was suckin me cock Da Clock struck two Me Dumped me Goo 'ickory dickory dock!
