How True......... > ROMANCE MATHEMATICS > > Smart man + smart woman = romance > Smart man + dumb woman = affair > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy > > OFFICE ARITHMETIC > > Smart boss + smart employee = profit > Smart boss + dumb employee = production > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime > > SHOPPING MATHs > > A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. > > A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. > > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS > > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. > > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. > > A successful man is one who makes more money than his > wife can spend. > > A successful woman is one who can find such a man. > > HAPPINESS > > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot > and love him a little. > > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and > not try to understand her at all. > > LONGEVITY > > Married men live longer than single men, but married > men are a lot more willing to die. > > MEMORY > > Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no > use in two people remembering the same thing. > > APPEARANCE > > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. > Women somehow deteriorate during the night. > > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE > > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, > and she does! > > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE > > A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a > man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. > > COMPREHENSION > > There are 2 times when a man! doesn't understand a > woman - before marriage and after marriage. > > HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING > MARRIED: > > Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me > in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped > after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Women are Evil, the proof! lmao nice one fiZZ! You should like this too! ok, to keep your babe happy takes time(t) and money(£), or... Women = £ * t Also Time is Money, or Time = Money, so Women = £ * £ We also know that Money is the root of all evil, or... Evil = £ * £, and as Women = £ * £... Women = Evil!
