I hate confuzzled

I hate confuzzled

picture this i wnet for a nice quiet pint last night. Litterally one or two. Then next thing i mnkow i wake up with a stinking hangover and i don't know how the fuck i got home. And i blame confuzzled. You are a twat esspecially cause i was meant to start a new job today and i have had to phone in ill cause i am still a bit pissed.

But to everyone else good morning and i hope you have a nice day.

right confuzzled lives two mins walk from my house shall i wake him up?

Fuck him up for that shit!

Right i will be back in abit i am going to wake the twat up

Gettin.

Hahahaha i woke him up. he's feels worse than me and he puked in his bed and he has an interview this morning. hahaha twat

That'll larn im.

question: i am still pissed shpould i a) carry one drinking
b) sober up
c) kill confuzzled

A untill totally fucked.
C once totally fucked.
B once completed C and blame it on the booze.
Sore Ted.

my eye hurts how do i stop it?

lmfao, always the quiet ones you gotta watch innit!

Morning Damocles

good morning how are you this slightly overcast day?

lmfao, cup of coffee, 3 tabs, pint of water then go back to bed til bout 2pm usually works for me.

That or getting pissed again as quick as poss, for this try necking 1/2 bottle vodka

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how good is it being pissed at 9 in the morning?

I'm fukkin fine, thanks for asking, had Mr Imac and soem other mates round last night for wee farwell sesh as he's going to London for a bit, the sun is shining, well it ain't raining anyway, got 7.5 hrs to go before the start of 5 day bender, got plenty bucks in the back burner and I'm gonna wax the lot on d***S, dirty dancing and pounding pounding techno techno music, and got a sortof date tonight, so I'm as fine as fukkin fukk!


PS hope u feel better soon mate, Ibuprofen works a treat for that skewer in the eye feeling

my eye stops hurting if i stick my finger in the other one and i hope you have a good bender.

that sounds really gay ( does a little girly laugh)

lmao i applause this highly random thread mostly entertaining!

sshhhh dont say the R word this is a good morning thread so how is batfink?

wicked peeps one way to sober ureself up is NOT TO TALK to si he'll just make u feel guilty for not drinking more and ull end up smashed in a gutter by 11 o clock lmfao

im wicked.. got an interview at 11! had a good dream.. but then it didnt end the way i wanted it 2 thats life tho.. its bad crack when u cant get laid in ur dreams lol

Re: I hate confuzzled

Whats up with you? Dont you like vodka ???