I have half an egg on my head! Last nite i was playin 5-a-side football and some charva on the other team pushed me off the ball and i tripped over and smashed my head off the wall. I was running pretty fast at the time so i fairly flew into it and everyone reckons it made a very loud whack when i hit the wall. I managed to get up and carry on playing after a few mitutes but i now have a lump on my head approximately the size of half an egg and my heads totally scratched. Most of its covered by my hair but i still dont think it looked good at the job interview i had this morning. They probably thought i was some kinda charv who gets into fights all the time. The other thing was i was thinkin the bouncers might not let me in to Promise tonight because of it, though its starting to go down now so i might be ok.