I Just Want to Know WHY

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  1. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    I Just Want to Know WHY

    1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

    2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

    3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    4. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    5. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    6. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    7. Why is a boxing ring square?

    8. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

    9. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    10. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

    11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
    address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

    12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and
    dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

    15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called a
    rush hour?
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    1. too tell god theres another one on the way.
    2. im ginger dont matter to me
    3. practise for when they are married (lmao)
    4.no air for a catalyst (sound like mr woodley eh john)
    5.its all a fix
    6.cause the dictionary is pissed
    7.so naz can kick the shit out of people
    8.looks nice when it rubs off on stuff
    9. they learn new stuff everyday
    10. same reason why feathers float and spunk splats
    11. cause all the shit in ure mind is goin am i gona get laid
    12. u eat off dishes u bin pancakes cause they are foul
    13.cause they go out and spend it all then give u it bak later
    14. anyone that thought of time must of been thinkin right at the time lol
    15 cause everyone rushes out of work to go home

    there u are john son
  4. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Ahh well then that fucks that up :confused:

    Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner :p

    ;) ;)
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    Lee Foster Dark Magician of Chaos

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    Hmmmm, let me see.

    1. The lid would explode as the body decomposed.
    2. Sunlight has a bleaching effect on hair follicles, whereas on skin, the pigment darkens, to avoid radiation burns from UV light.
    3. I know loads of women who can do it with their mouths closed.
    4. It depends on the surface contact area.
    5. They keep their mouths shut, and avoid being dissected in a secret government lab.
    6. Abbreviated has 11 letters. Personification has 15, I guess thats just the way it goes.
    7. Western modification of an oriental concept.
    8. It adheres to the surface of the lips.
    9. Professional jargon, silly, but an everyday term.
    10. Come now, every one has heard of rain fall.
    11. Loud noises have been proven to cause distraction to all primates in desicion making scenarios.
    12. Check the bottle. They usually have some actual citrus content, as well as chemically enhanced factors.
    13. It comes from the french word Brocour.
    14. It measures the seconds in a minute.
    15. Everyone attempts to 'Rush' home, hence the name.

    I hope I have cleared up some of these mysteries for you.

    Lee ;)
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    spooky Registered User

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    lol @ lee, I was about to post that! :p
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    Why do men have nipples?
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    spooky Registered User

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    Because all feotuses are initially female and require them, when hormonal changes occur during development to produce a male it is only mamory tissue which is not produced, the nipples are already there! Plus Im sure they play a part in sexual enjoyment too :D



    Get me! :p

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