Joke I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d!ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say!
