Kerry is so blonde that..... 1) ...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. 2) ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 3) ...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". 4) ...she tripped over a cordless phone. 5) ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put "Sagittarius" 6) ...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. 7) ...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. 8) ...she studied for a blood test - and failed. 9) ...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. 10) ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
