Nasty spiders

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  1. Micky-Owens

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    Nasty spiders

    just saw this on my mates site, i think there called camel spiders

    Subject: Found in Iraq

    They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.

    If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will
    instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing
    you.

    PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by our troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these ******** in your tent!!


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    they scream???? :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    fooking ell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Nasty spiders

    You have put me off from going to Iraq now
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    are they actually real, or is it a wind up?
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    i love spiders but i wudn't want to bump into 1 of them things!! :(
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    Re: Re: Nasty spiders


    :lol: :lol: :lol:


    :eek: if they are real
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    they are :eek: :eek: :eek:

    just did a google search on camel spiders


    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    aperntly there not that bad and there not technicly "spiders"

    there fucken spiders to me
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    I would literally shit my pants if I saw one of those
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    Micky-Owens - Have a look down your lasses knickers & I am sure you will find similar beasts;)
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    has she boned smog? ;)
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    Not that I know of, but she does love camel spiders ;)
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    ha ha - so that means there is actually a species of spider under that name - but they dont chew your leg off:D
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    i did, but it didnt scream, and it couldnt run @ 10 mph :eek:
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    Post a picture of what you found down there:up: and maybe some of us will tell you whats down there.
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    I'd still drop the Cosby Kids in my pants if I saw one.
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    ha ha - just as i suspected:p :D
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    :eek:

    Beastility(SP)
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    :eek: YOU RACIST!!!!!

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