On the list of jewish people I clicked "Your Mom" http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Your_Mom childish but so funny
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Harold_Shipman That one is best. "Harold Shipman is a misunderstood philanthropist from the Tameside area of Madchester, UK. During the 1990s, he embarked on a novel programme to cut illnesses and reduce waiting times within the British National Health Service, whilst at the same time dramatically reducing queues at Hyde Post Office and deriving enourmous sadistic pleasure for himself. At the time, Shipman was ridiculed as a well-meaning but misguided homicidal maniac, but his methods have come to be accepted as normal practice, particularly in The War Against Terror, in which conext they are accepted as completely insane and therefore entirely appropriate. "
which reminded me of... [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKE_oGCox7c"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]
lol, on the real wikipedia about female masturbation I found this thoroughly hillarious "Common positions include lying on back or face down, sitting, squatting, or even standing. Lying face down, one may straddle a pillow, the corner or edge of the bed, a partner's leg or some scrunched-up clothing and "hump" the vulva and clitoris against it. Standing up, the corner of an item of furniture, or even a washing machine, can be used to stimulate the clitoris through the labia and clothing. Havelock Ellis reported that turn-of-the-century seamstresses using treadle-operated sewing machines could achieve orgasm by sitting near the edge of their chairs.[6]" yes, i remember clearly when I humped some clothing. My, it was satisfying. My favourite though has to be humping ness's leg. I mean, who wants actual sex when I can just leg hump??!! I SWEAR, who writes this stuff??!
