over heard in a supermarket....

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  1. Ruth

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    over heard in a supermarket....

    my dad was playing tennis against a club from boldon way & 1 bloke was on bout when he was in morrisons in sea burn.

    There was a woman came into the supermarket with an instant bbq...she was enquiring about returning it...it was slightly open so the person worknig in customer service asked her why she wanted to return it:

    'theres no meat on it' - customer
    'it doesn't come with any meat on it' - worker
    'the picture on the front shows that it does' - customer
    'from the receipt it says you bought 3 of these, where are the other 2?' - worker
    'they're still in the freezer' - customer


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    if i'd overheard this i wud've fell over laughing! :lol: :lol:
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    Omg. How bloody stupid :lol: :lol: How do they survive the day??? :p
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    Boldon is South TYNESIDE :wink:

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    is sea burn not mackem land tho? :p
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    altho! i bet more ppl that shop there r from south tyneside :up:
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    any excuse! :p




















    you might have half a valid point tho..but ssshhh don't tell anyone! ;)
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    But it was in Morrisons the said incident took place Sleeps, and that my friend is Makam land. Nearly got set upon by a bunch of Makams for wearing my NUFC shirt, when i was at School, the numbnuts.
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    Morrisons is a nasty shop, there fruit and veg are rank, a safer bet would be ASDA.
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    You are suprised by that ???
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    u what ruth???? :lol:
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    u were wearin black n white tho mate.......thats just WRONG!!!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    u cheeky lil mnackem fuck...will beat u next time i c u! :evil:

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    I was actually. If they could accept that we are the better football team there wouldn't be so many kick-offs. Know your place people from Makam land.
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    :screw: :screw:

    :lol: :p
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    thats a classic if ive ever heard one :cool2: :lol: :lol:
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    things like this can only happen in tyne & wear

    :screw::p:lol::laugh:

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