Robbers > >Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times > > >about a bank robbery on March 2. > > > > > >Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, > > >their efforts at disabling the security system > > >got underway immediately. The robbers, > > >who expected to find one or two large safes > > >filled with cash & valuables, were surprised > > >t o see hundreds of smaller safes throughout > > >t he bank. > > > > > > > > >The robbers cracked the first safe's > > >combination, and inside they found only a > > >small bowl of vanilla pudding. > > > > > >As recorded on the bank's audio tape > > >system, one robber said, "At least we'll > > >have a bit to eat." > > > > > >The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also! contained nothing > > >but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were > > >opened. > > > > > >They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of > > >gold. > > >Instead, all the safes > > >contained covered bowls of pudding. > > > > > > > > >Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with > > >nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. > > > > > >The newspaper headline read: > > > > > >IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
