ru going on holiday this year?

ru going on holiday this year?

i am going to magaluf with my friends. i wanted to go to ibiza but i was outnumbered. better than blackpool i suppose!

You mean SHAG-A_LUF dont ya???

might b goin 2 bali.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

i can assure you i wont be doing anything like that until marriage. i am a roman catholic and take my faith very seriously.

I always thought it was shag-a-muff? anyway will be going to the white isle in sept for the closing parties, all i have to do now is rob a few banks or not go out until then

lol@jilly!

erm I'll be doing the caribean for a sailing holiday... OMG!!!! then ibiza twice for the opening and closing parties

what does lol mean?

lucky bastardo

yes! i'd give my right arm to be able to do that!!! would you like to swap it?

lol I'm an orthodox jew.. I too can't have sex before marriage so nope

lol = laughs out loud

lol i dont mean swap so i can have intercourse nooo i mean so i can go on your fabulous holiday and you can go 2 magaluf.

lol is very clever.

lol I know whatcha mean and the only reason I'd ever go to magaluf is for sexual pleasure and its against my religion

so if your a jew does that mean you had that unfortunate operation when u were a little boy?

I might not be male!

oh my god jilly you are the funniest person in the world god bless ya i am sat here practically wetting myself with laughter hee hee hee xxxx

thankyou rachel.. but i was actually being serious.

smartE i never thought u were a boy! dont girls get them 2?

oh!!! eek!!! sorry!!! xxx

erm I dunno *checks* yep I've had it.

lol! so you are a proper jew! do u wear your hat when u go clubbin or does it get too hot?

girls don't wear hats... but as I'm so faithfull to my religion I wear the skull caps on my boobs... looks propper dandy