Smart E, wheres my boyfriend??

Smart E, wheres my boyfriend??

look this just isnt funny anymor!!!! ur a canny lad n everything but i think ur taking liberties wen u decide to eat my bf!!!
if u were hungry i cud hav sorted u something out, or maybe u cud hav just munched on his arm or summit. but to eat him all up like that its just not nice!!!!
no need to rush, i know these things take time, but if u cud get him bak to me in time for nxt fri i wud be really grateful...thanx, hannah x

You've seen how tasty his thighs look - how could I resist

mmmmm hmmmmmm

in the words of the naked chef... he tasted pukka

Has Smart E "come out"?

*applause*

lmao if you want me out that badly pike - I'm sure we can arrange a little something... cash up front though handsome

lmao!!!!

smartE. stop beatin round the bush, just admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


u were so close 2 it by wot uv said here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wot is it with foundation and canibalism????!!!!

first SmartE eats my lad (still no sign of him by the way!) then last night i was sat talkin to this random bloke bout nothing in particular when he starts biting my arm!! wots that all about then eh???!!!

MUST B SOMFING IN THE WATER!!!!!!!!!! heheheheh

Though he looked like a bit of a dish (food that is)!!!!!!!!

WTF is going on

its just like return of the living dead when they all turn into cannibal zombies and kill everyone and bite their brains out