so true! i really did find this myself, i had no help from damocles385 to look clever/funny whatsoever. i found it myself so i decided to put it up here, coz thats how clever i am A Girls Prayer Lord before I lay down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, one who’s willy’s thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he’ll call I won’t wait for weeks, I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more, Oh ! send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask,” how big’s my behind ? One who’ll make love till my body is twichin,in the hall the john the garden the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the wanker you sent me instead
