Talking a load of crap?

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  1. Ness

    Ness Registered User

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    Talking a load of crap?

    Just for anyone that wasn't watching the world cup final or for anyone who didn't notice, the commentator on itv made one of those little pieces of commentating genius that could only be described as absolute codswallop! (love that word)

    at the start of the 2nd half germany had a chance when the ball came into the brazilian box and jeremies headed on goal. in the recap of action, itv's commentator (wish i could remeber his name) was heard to say,

    ".....suddenly he was all alone in that crowded penalty area!"

    erm......hello?

    just wondered if any1 knew of any other similiar thangs that could be likened to lines from a conversation at an after party?

    the only other one i can think of is a snooker commentator saying,

    "He's lining up for the pink now. For those of you still watching in black and white, thats the one behind the blue."

    classic.
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    ha!

    quality mate. cant remember the commentators name.. it may have been ron atkinson cos he normaly does itv commentation!!!!
    it does y ahead in when u forget someones name!! grrrrr:mad: :D
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    Not quite the same but I love what Gary Liniker said about Ronaldo after the final:

    "He might floss his teeth with rope but he's good!"

    Well, it was something like that!!! :D
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    lmao!

    don't u love the boy lineker? he either doesn't realise that some of his comments could be offensive or simply doesn't give a shit!

    btw, it was jim rosenthal! (head-doin over).
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    another good peice of commentry was when jim holdin was batting for sussex ages ago and the bowler is william thorburn the commenty was.

    THE BATSMANS HOLDING THE BOWLERS WILLY.
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    just heard tonight that lineker had another beautiful description for the brazilian star,

    "He may be the only man who can eat an apple through a tennis racquet, but he's marvelous."

    :rolleyes:
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    Mr Lineker comes up with the goods yet again as he said

    "RONALDO AND RONALDINHO SEEM TO SHARE THE SAME DENTIST BACK IN BRAZIL"

    Is the man obsessed with his teeth or something?
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    ITV are crap at football coverage anyway! Long live the BBC! :D
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    i think its motty that does it for the bbc
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    lmfao @ that snooker one!!! :D :D quality :D
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    Ronaldo's done it! He's won the world cup for Germany!

    That prick on itv again! :D

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