the bad bean...

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  1. northeast magic

    northeast magic

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    the bad bean...

    This is a story id like to share with u all...

    I came in one evening tried and stress from work, i sat at the table and waited for me mother to cook me tea, she did and i ate it.

    I was fine...

    ...hours passed...

    ...i rang shelly...

    ...i was talkin then...

    ...it kicked!

    Yep it was there! the little b astard was back! the bad bean!

    I was complainin of stomach aches etc and asked michelle wat it could b she told me it had 2 be a bad bean! and it was!

    I went off on me own and listened carefully...

    Yeah it was true i could hear it laughin inside me!

    he he he ho ho ho ha ha he ho (err...dont take the p iss that how beans laugh ok!?)

    So i punched meself in the stomach a few times and whistled like a b itch in a drain pipe.

    Then i hit the bog and s hit me self good and proper.


    The bean was gone i was safe thank fuk 4 that.

    But its out there some where ppl so the next time u hav a meal and hav stomach pains afterwards wen u no u've had beans then go off on ya own listen for the bean laugh and if u hear it do the followin:

    (1) Run and hide from ur self, i ya good enough it might work but it can b had 2 do as u now the best places to hide but then u no the best places to find to! hmm...

    I once tried to hide in me own pocket but i found meself straight away! i was proper gutted!

    (2) Pretend to be a goat in heat, yeah this does meen gettin a goat suit, eatin grass and proberbly gettin shagged stupid off the local village clown, just watch out 4 strange lookin men with wellys and velcro gloves ok? good. Do this 4 about a week and u'll b fine.

    (3) Or finally u could just go 4 a s hit. But who the fuk would want 2 do that wen u could fall asleep doin it!? exactly! so go for option 1 or 2. I went 4 3 but i can do wat the fuk i want cos i wrote this ok batty boy? yeah? thought so no be off with ya u poor excuse for a slice of warbotons!

    Hey did ya enjoy that folks lol i did and it was a plesure ritin it 4 ya's

    ha ha
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    which asylum did u escape from m8y!
  4. northeast magic

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    i just keep chewin me way out the white van m8y so they kinda gave up lol ;) :D

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