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  1. An@rchy

    An@rchy Registered User

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    always check for paper before you sit down

    any more?
    An@rchy, Apr 25, 2003
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    dont eat yellow snow!


    :D :p :D
    Karl51, Apr 25, 2003
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  4. Ruth

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    1 day after eating at chiquito's as well as a cash tip amy & i wrote that on the back of our bill 4 the waiter who had served us!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Ruth, Apr 25, 2003
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    Re: Top Tips

    how many times?:dunce: which has lead to me waddling from cubicle to cubicle with trousers round my ankles, hoping no one else sees, not a problem in a club, bad news at work!:)

    dont whistle while u eat or drink
    Doggie, Apr 25, 2003
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    it took two of you to write it? :dunce: ;)
    Doggie, Apr 25, 2003
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    Dont put black polish on brown shoes :D
    Auz, Apr 25, 2003
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    dont piss into the wind
    El Maracca, Apr 25, 2003
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  9. Doggie

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    or dont try pissin into the toilet without turning the light on... it will go on your feet, worst when u ve got no shoes or socks on...
    Doggie, Apr 25, 2003
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    A bit extreme but:

    Don't wipe ya arse with a broken bottle!
    Jimmy, Apr 26, 2003
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  11. Doggie

    Doggie Registered User

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    dont put all your weight on the glass screen when photocopying your buttcheeks... a guy did this once, and the screen smashed....:cry:
    Doggie, Apr 26, 2003
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    Poor cunt:lol:
    Jimmy, Apr 26, 2003
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    bet he didnt try that again
    sarahatbeep, Apr 26, 2003
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    dont go to jarra
    JAY-JAY, Apr 26, 2003
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    when a charva comes up to ask u for a cig, ask then before they ask you for one, they wont expect it and it ll confuse the fuck outta them:D
    Doggie, Apr 26, 2003
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    haha, ill try that the next time..
    dreamer, Apr 27, 2003
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    Out in the sticks cool as fukk gang! :)
    it works.

    u gotta be on the ball tho :)

    :D
    spud693, Apr 27, 2003
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    Re: Top Tips

    especially in foundation!!!!!!!

    ;)
    Nicolai, Apr 27, 2003
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    hope you've never been back as you know they'll be spitting in your food from now on.
    Damocles, Apr 27, 2003
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    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    FOOL WOMEN into thinking their opinions are valued by nodding ocasionally and saying "mmm".
    Chris S, Apr 27, 2003
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    He was quite amused by it! Was laughing to himself as he was reading it. :lol:
    Amyblah, May 5, 2003
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