Water vs Coke (that's Coca Cola ok!)

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    Water vs Coke (that's Coca Cola ok!)

    Scary stuff...

    1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population)
    2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
    3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
    4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
    5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
    6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
    7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
    8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

    Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

    Now, on the other hand;

    COKE
    1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
    2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
    3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
    4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
    5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
    6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
    7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminium foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
    8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.
    It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

    For Your Info:
    1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It's pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
    2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
    3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
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    the 1 that caught my eye was:
    A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic maths, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

    ...and wonder if its just the dehydration that causes early and mid-week stupidity, like forgetting ppl's names and stuff. These days I drink loads of water after a night out and feel loads better and sharper for it, specially tuesdays/wednesdays/thursdays!
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    i am definatley going to stop drinking coke, ive heard loads of stuff like this about it, i think it's time to stop.
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    double vodka and water please :)
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    Re: Water vs Coke (that's Coca Cola ok!)


    u learn something new every day!!!!:D ;) :p
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    I doubt i will be drinking coke for a while after that :eek:

    *pours rest of bottle down sink and watches it burn the plughole off*

    Where did u get that from?
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    hahaha lmao
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    "Water vs Coke(that's Coca Cola ok!)"

    What else would you mean???

    *puts on innocent look*

    :p
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    No wonder my nostrils keep tingling !

    They are being eaten away by the acid !!!

    ;)
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    LMFAO - Thats quality that sayin ;) ;)

    Scary shit like coke - i heard b4 that if ya put a dirty coin into coke then it becomes clean like - it wont put me off but imagine what its doin to ya insides - not a good thought is it :( :(
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    it'll be good if its cleaning ur insides out!!!:D :p :D
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    you know how coca cola feels nice when you get them bubbles burnin your tongue? thats a mild form of masichism ;)

    as for water - i drink lots of water im never without a glass (tho often with juice in these days) but it dont seem to help the midweek stupidity thing :( still, it does make me feel better after a night out :D
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    i don't just speak for myself here when i say i smoke, drink and generally abuse my body on a regular, if not daily basis. i get hardly any excercise, actually i get none and i'm about as fit as mo mowlam.

    for all those who smoke, are you really that bothered about a little phosporic acid when theres thousands of chemicals goin into your lungs everyday, clogging up the pores with black greasy tar?

    ALWAYS COCA COLA!!!!:D
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    Coke wins, it has many more uses. I think we should all be made to carry a can of coke just incase of an emergency :p :D :p
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    NESS - now I *KNOW* thats not true

    I hear you've been getting LOTS of excercise recently.........
    :D
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    the average adult needs to drink 2 litres of water per day. only 1 in 10 does this. drinking a cup of tea or coffee will negate four of these glasses of water.
    that stuff bout cola is well scary, but i knew it already... no more coke for me :D
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    i love coke me :eek:
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    Re: Re: Water vs Coke (that's Coca Cola ok!)

    lmfao :D :D :D

    My little brother must be rotting away from the inside, he could polish off two large bottles a day, i think i will give him a slap!!
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    id rather drink a nice barrel of pig spunk just to be different
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    lmfao, u sick little induvidual!
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    i used to drink a 2litre bottle a day often, plus a few cups of coffee... in the end i was gettin really bad headaches :( cut right down on the coke, had a few days of bad headaches but then it went... caffeine addiction aint good... i hardly drink coke / coffee now, and when i do i get a nice caffeine rush :D

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