Webchats These may have been posted before, real or not these are fucking hilarious. http://www.fugly.com/victims/ Fugly_Dot_Com: Do I know you? SugarBayBeME: No, i was just looking for someone to Chat with. SugarBayBeME: Care to chat with me? Fugly_Dot_Com: Sure. Do you know who this is? Fugly_Dot_Com: I don't think you want to chat with me. SugarBayBeME: You? no i don't i just looked you up Fugly_Dot_Com: What did you look up? SugarBayBeME: fugly. i was just typing in stupid names and you pop up.. Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh. Ok. Fugly_Dot_Com: How old are you? SugarBayBeME: I'm a 22, Female. Brown hair blue eyes and around 5'9'.... You? Fugly_Dot_Com: No way! I'm a 22, Female Brown hair blue eyes and about 5'9" too! Fugly_Dot_Com: Wow! Fugly_Dot_Com: What the fuck do you know about that? Fugly_Dot_Com: Tell me more about yourself. SugarBayBeME: are you serious! Fugly_Dot_Com: Shyahhh! Fugly_Dot_Com: Seriously! SugarBayBeME: wow. That's odd Fugly_Dot_Com: Wow. Fugly_Dot_Com: Where are you from? SugarBayBeME: Okay.. tell me about your self.. Fugly_Dot_Com: No. You go first. Fugly_Dot_Com: Where are you from? SugarBayBeME: im from Maine.. i am here visiting my mom for the march break.. Fugly_Dot_Com: Wait a minute. I'M from maine too! Fugly_Dot_Com: What part? Fugly_Dot_Com: March break from what? College? SugarBayBeME: barharbour main.. what part are you form SugarBayBeME: yeah college break.. for once... i get a break Fugly_Dot_Com: No fucking way. I'm in Barharbour Maine too! Fugly_Dot_Com: What college do you go to? SugarBayBeME: well i came to visit my mom and father.. SugarBayBeME: i came down from Georgian.. Do you really live in bar harbour? Fugly_Dot_Com: Georgian College? In Ontario? SugarBayBeME: yes, how the hell do you know? Fugly_Dot_Com: You're not going to beleive this. SugarBayBeME: What! tell me! what! Fugly_Dot_Com: This has to be the strangest thing that's ever happened to me. Fugly_Dot_Com: Will you send me a picture of yourself? SugarBayBeME: WHAT! what is it Fugly_Dot_Com: I go to Georgian university TOO! Fugly_Dot_Com: In Ontario! Fugly_Dot_Com: I swear to god! SugarBayBeME: OMG! what are you taking! Fugly_Dot_Com: I have to be honest with you. This is just too strange. SugarBayBeME: i know! send me a picture of yourslef.. i might know you! OMG! Fugly_Dot_Com: Are you messing with me? SugarBayBeME: NO! im dead serious! go to georgian! Iam visiting my mom and dad! Fugly_Dot_Com: Come on. My heart is beating like a million miles an hour. Fugly_Dot_Com: This better not be some kind of a joke. SugarBayBeME: no seriously! are you really from georgian! Fugly_Dot_Com: I am I swear! Fugly_Dot_Com: Come on. Send me a pic and I'll send you one too. k? SugarBayBeME: send me a pic of your self i might know you! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. But you go first. Ok? SugarBayBeME: How old are you? Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm 22. Fugly_Dot_Com: How old are you? SugarBayBeME: okay one sec! this pic i have is from awhile ago SugarBayBeME: because im on my moms computer and not mine SugarBayBeME: mine is back on campus so this one is a bit old.. ready? SugarBayBeME: i'm 22 going to be 23 in about 9 days Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. I'm ready. Fugly_Dot_Com: 9 days? Fugly_Dot_Com: Are you joking? SugarBayBeME: yeah in 9 days my b-day! Fugly_Dot_Com: On the 17th? SugarBayBeME: nopre, mines on the 18th of march Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. Come on. SugarBayBeME: what! Fugly_Dot_Com: Who is this? For real? SugarBayBeME: i'm kristen.. Fugly_Dot_Com: I was trying to trick you! MY birthday is on the 18th of March TOO!. My name is Krissy. Fugly_Dot_Com: And that picture you sent was of a stuffed animal. SugarBayBeME: no my name is kristen.. people call me krissy.. your lieing.. this all cant be true SugarBayBeME: ooops! i sent you mr.penguin! Fugly_Dot_Com: This isn't funny. If this is some kind of a joke, i don't think it's a funny one. Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm starting to get scared. SugarBayBeME: no your scaring me.. i think you fucking around with me or somthing.. SugarBayBeME: brb! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. Are you going to send me your picture or not? SugarBayBeME: i just sent you my pic.. SugarBayBeME: nopw send me yours! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. I got it. SugarBayBeME: what do you think? send me your pic! Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh. My GOD!! SugarBayBeME: What? What is it?! Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!! SugarBayBeME: What!! Tell me!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: You are NOT going to beleive this. SugarBayBeME: What? SugarBayBeME: What do you know me!? Fugly_Dot_Com: This is just too weird. Fugly_Dot_Com: First, we're both named Krissy. And we're both 22, right? SugarBayBeME: What is it. pleeeease tell me! Fugly_Dot_Com: And we both go to Georgian and are from Bar Harbour, Maine! SugarBayBeME: And do you recognize me from school???? Fugly_Dot_Com: No, but do you know what? SugarBayBeME: What!! Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm a big, fat, stupid looking goth-chick too!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: Just like you!!! SugarBayBeME: what Fugly_Dot_Com: OMG!! Fugly_Dot_Com: Can you just not beleive it!? Fugly_Dot_Com: I wear TONS of black eye makeup just like you, and I have zits allover my face!! Fugly_Dot_Com: And I'm a big, fat-ass, disgusting pig, just like YOU!!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: And I dress like that so that people will pay attention to me! Fugly_Dot_Com: because I have really low self esteem and a really shitty personality!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: JUST LIKE YOU!!!! SugarBayBeME: fuck you whore bitch Fugly_Dot_Com: WOW! I say, "Fuck you whore bitch" ALL the time too!! SugarBayBeME: you dont go to georgian either do you? Fugly_Dot_Com: OMG! I'M STUPID TOO!! Fugly_Dot_Com: It takes me a REALLY long time to figure out when someone is fucking with me too!! Fugly_Dot_Com: Isn't that weird? Fugly_Dot_Com: Don't you think so? Fugly_Dot_Com: Do you think we're related? Fugly_Dot_Com: Hello? Fugly_Dot_Com: How much do you weigh? SugarBayBeME: <<has logged out>>
