What can u put on walls to stop people gettin over them?

What can u put on walls to stop people gettin over them?

Legally of course..

I have a fucking tit of a neighbour who keeps climbin over me walls into my back yard.

He lives in a high rise flat behind my flat..

His kids kicked the ball over by mistake the other day and he climbed over the wall and then due to the fact he couldn't get back out he decided to kick me back gate in.

This shit is really pissin me off. I've been told that if you complain to the fuzz or go face to face with the guy he'll laugh it off and then will shoot through ya windows with his air rifle. This ain't good as I've just aquired a puppy and don't want it to get shot..

I've thought of gettin some of the lads down from the town to give him a hiding etc but think in this current situation it'll probably cause more grief than anything else.

Current ideas that have been givin the by the police are -

• Glass (broken bottles or shards)
• Nails
• Metal spikes of any description
• A wire mesh hooked to the mains (my fav )

It just doesn't seem right that people can break and enter my property and I can't do fuck all about it with the exception of burgular paint / grease..

Remember when you were younger and buildings used to use burglar grease/oil.
My mam used to kick right off coz this stuff does not come out of your clothes very easily.
If you use something like that he will soon become sick and tired of ruining his clothes
Check your local DIY store

Just sit Joe on the wall and tell him they are racist fucks

maybe a tad expensive but heat seeking missiles might be the way to go

the guy will probs kill himself through boredom of Joes patter

run some chicken wire round the top of your wall 2feet in height should do it

Buy a big mean bastard dog to accompany your puppy, but let it live in the garden

He can have my staffy, the smell of his farts are enough to scare anyone away

regardless of what the police have told ypu, there is no law against cementing broken glass to the top, or attatching barb or razor wire. however if the stupid twat does still attempt to climb over he could prosecute for injuries recieved!!

If you use barbed or razor wire, under the Occupiers Liability Act 1984 you must take reasonable precautions to prevent injury to other people caused by dangers on your property.


vandal grease seems to be the best option mate

carpet grippers!!!!

dont cause massive injury jus give u a nice nip!!!!!

Feed Dodgy a couple of gurns and get him to patrol the perimeter

Another wall?

:laugh:

okay now this will be rank... but so fucking worth it...... go around with a plastic bag and get as much dog shit as you can find... or shit in a bucket for a couple of days... wipe accross top of wall... and wait.... then laugh your ass off next time it happens!!

what sort of idiot smears his property in dog shit?!?!?

you must have a lovely home.

use anything sharp and expect a law suit... just spray his car with brake fluid... he'll soon learn to respect other peoples property

stick grease or sum kind of lubricant on so that he cannot get a grip on top of the wall and he will fall.

Im in the process of making my place fucking impossible to get in..

Carpet Grips on the top of wall.. grease and burgular paint on the side..

Gonna litteraly put loads of those carpet grips on.. loads!
Just hope i dont get locked ut and need to get over the wall..

The dog shit should be included.. just gotta think of a crafty as fuck measure first..

I have barb wire right round my garden fence. Was like that when I bought it.