Why Craig Sanderson is called BROWN TOAST Just re-discovered this one..... If anyone was wondering why Craig Saunderson's nickname is "BROWN TOAST" A hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of night-caps, when one questions the other two, "look it's our wedding nights and I was wondering....how many times are we expected to...um...you know....do IT!" the other two look blankly at him then they all delve into a conversation about whether the usual once is enough, should they go for twice, as its a special occasion or what?!?!?! Anyway they decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea that over breakfast they'll discuss what went on. When one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on fellas we cant discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table with our wives sat with us." "No your right, what we'll do then, for every piece of toast you order with your breakfast, that's how many times you did it" offers another groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart. The next day in the hotel breakfast parlor they're all looking a bit disheveled and the wives have the haircut known as the Just Shagged Look. The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order, "Yes I'll have the full English breakfast with FOUR pieces of toast please". The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in a toast to his prowess. The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I shall also have the full English breakfast but could I have SIX pieces of toast" the other two grooms turn making pistols from their fingers and shooting the six shooter groom. The waitress gets to the last groom "I TOO shall have the FULL English breakfast please yet I shall have," he takes a deep breath and surveys the room, "TEN, yes TEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him rubbing their privates thinking how raw their friend must be. "Ten pieces of toast sir," queries the waitress "why that's an awful lot" "Yes indeed young lady, ten pieces of toast it is." She writes down his order then turns away, but before she leaves the ten times a night groom calls after her again "'Scuse me love, can you make two of them brown"
