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  1. Ayatollah Terry

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    Yo mama!

    Yo mama''''''''s so dumb, her favorite color is clear!
    Ayatollah Terry, May 22, 2003
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    Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.
    Ayatollah Terry, May 22, 2003
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    Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
    Ayatollah Terry, May 22, 2003
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    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
    Saddam, I think it’s for you!
    Ayatollah Terry, May 22, 2003
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    Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
    Ayatollah Terry, May 22, 2003
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    SITTING ON MY ARSE
    YO MAMA IS SO POOR SHE COULDNT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION
    JAY-JAY, May 22, 2003
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    yo mama so fat when she bent over someone tried to park a bus in her ass
    El Maracca, May 23, 2003
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    Randomvile - it's well shite
    Yo mamma breath smells so bad you'd think she had a tiny man livin inside her mouth with shit on his shoes.
    Random, May 23, 2003
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    yo mama so fat when she fell over gravy poured out
    El Maracca, May 23, 2003
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    yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang to put on her belt
    El Maracca, May 23, 2003
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    yo mama so fat after sex yo papa has to roll over three times to get off
    El Maracca, May 23, 2003
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    Yo moma so fat, when she was at school, she sat next to everybody!
    Ayatollah Terry, May 23, 2003
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    Yo moma's teeth are so yellow, she could butter a whole loaf of bread!
    Ayatollah Terry, May 23, 2003
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    yo mamma's so fat when she went to the cinema she had 2 buy a family ticket! :D :lol: :D
    Karl51, May 23, 2003
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    :lol: Love that! So easy to think of yet real effective!
    Ayatollah Terry, May 23, 2003
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    Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
    Ayatollah Terry, May 23, 2003
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    Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
    Ayatollah Terry, May 23, 2003
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    Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
    Ayatollah Terry, May 23, 2003
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    Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.
    Ayatollah Terry, May 23, 2003
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    Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with sweat holes.
    Ayatollah Terry, May 23, 2003
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