Jewish boy goes up to his dad and says, "Dad, can I have 50p please?" The dad replies, "20p! What do you want 10p for?"
Anyone watch Top Gear? Anyone know where I can get info on the new, lower powered Lotus Elise they were saying was in the pipeline? I've tried...
I was a decent basketball player. Got really sick of young kids thinking they were American saying things like "get that shit outa my face." They...
My mate said to me yesterday that she'd heard a rumour that I'd been putting my hand up someone's skirt on a night out! I couldn't believe what I...
Prob is with mine is that the supposed dominant male won't stay in the same room as her and my other dog is too old to defend himself. She doesn't...
I did it. It was the most boring two weeks of my life. You can reject it once and if your case is to go over the two week stint then they ask...
Why when you name dogs does someone always say.. Molly! or Polly! Just got a Jack Russell today and it's a total savage. Went for my other...
If you think you're scaring yourself then tattoos are not for you my friend.
Dispatches - Mad about animals I'm all for animal rights but these campaigners are terrorists. Extremism just pisses people off. It doesn't save...
Got three chinese symbols down top of my left arm. Can't remember what they stand for but I like them. I'll look at them when I'm old and remember...
Sign this petition uni students http://www.giveusourmarks.co.uk/ Seeing as the tutors seem to think the best way to get a pay rise is to...
Sky shouldn't be allowed to put adverts in their programmes seeing as it already costs £42 a month.
What is white, hairy and screams? David Blunkett answering the iron!
I know it's a fake but I bet it's happened so many times.
Dunno how far back you can remember, but there used to be a kid on here on, ginger Steve. He lied about everything! He also thought he was a class...
Tony who?
What do the following programs support? I'm trying to free up space on my computer and I don't know what the following support. Any help...
Place I used to work, some lass got caught giving someone a blow job. She didn't even get sacked!
Geordies at home, couldn't watch The Bill Geordies at home, couldn't watch The Bill Instead we watched Boro, lose four nil lalalala...
yes, that one. It is supposed to move
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