If only the Goodyear tyre firm production line had been that efficient!
I've lost £2000 on four occasions this season. But won more. Lost on There to be one goal in the Artmedia - Porto game. Finished 0-0...
2 unlimited! RESPEC! QFX Scooter - back in the UK! Stone Roses Take That - haha!
When they start they cross the line so the race should be over
I'm red, I'm wobbly, I'm jelly, what am I?
Nice one! You just reminded me I put the tortoise in the garden yesterday and forgot to bring it back in!
I like these new avatars that peeps have. Yours and Technofish's! Spot on!
Bizarre troubles you've had applying for a job I was thinking when I leave Uni I'd do one of three careers. Accountant Fireman Policeman...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_waPHQedPZU&search=soccer%20am
Soccer Am Wrestlers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10b4NQpPVZs&search=soccer%20am EASY! EASY! EASY!
That was brilliant! Anyone find any links to the wrestlers on soccer am? They're class! YOOOOOOUUUUU SHUUUUUUUTTTT-UUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!
What is big, red and eats rocks? A BIG RED ROCK EATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Final year
And all because we're more organised and less vain!
It's All Gone Tits Up!!!!!!!! Got a 42 in a 20 credit module which I was confident I'd get a 1st in. My semester 1 average was 51. I'm so fucked off!
Ford Focus is the best handling car in its class! BUY ONE!
Yes, I'm the new manager of them both.
Sunderland vs Newcastle tickets Got mine! They said I could have six! Who wants one? Sunderland end. Section L4 East Stand. Just next to...
I used to rule Persia until some Greeks gave me a slap! In real life my name is Terry and my chick is half Iranian. It helps my ego to be...
That's only your opinion coz you don't know how to do it. I understand why you say it though coz for some people it is dangerous. Not everyone...
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