pretty you say? i beg to differ .... caught off guard :lol:
Sarcasm check :p
You're a polygraph? :think:
No really, my trip to ikea is on hold atm until i can find someone whos handy with a screwdriver (oh go that sounds worse) :lol: :lol:
I need someone to put up my shelves
Me fourthed :lol:
So true! I dont see them anymore tho, the sex stories alone were enough to scare me away :lol:
Looks that way :lol: Theyre both pure filth anyway but still!!! Apparently he loves the way she looks when she totally nailed on k .... I swear...
:rolleyes: I wasnt there (thank fuck) so couldnt tell you about the sheets
My friend told me a similar but more disgusting story .... She was at a friends totally annhilated on k and boyfriend had fucked her while she...
ERGH! There really was no need for that :sick:
How do you believe your own lies :think: :lol:
:o :lol: Have already sussed one liar out today :tut: Dont do lies, its just no cricket!
How quick are you at detecting lies? As titled! Lies don't fool me, I can suss people out pretty sharpish :lol: Lies :tut:
Not you two :p
You know your memory is going when ... .... (complete the sentence) You forget your house keys at least once a week. :doh: (If I have to...
Monkeys actually, it was a joint effort :p
Oh yeah and that one! They're all so easy to remember :lol:
I cant pay off my debts as it is, let alone adding more to it :lol:
Id have it, I like driving Corsa's .... but I dont have any money :lol:
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