Shagging fatties is wrong.
If you shag someone with no arms and no legs it would just be like having a big cumbersome wank :lol:
Bless.
Am i the only one who would be quite intrigued to have sex with a midget? You could really just fling'em around I reckon. Imagine the positions...
I expected a telling off not a :lol:, your resistance is weakening already!! :lol:
A boy can dream though.
Rimming can be good clean fun, and not at all about eating shit :D
I like it. Even if it is a proper rip off of UB40 - Kingston Town :lol:
Is Arsene's CL wunderkind playing?
Paul's enough to turn any man :love:
:lol:
A cancer tumour in your brain and/or lungs?
You think i've got a shot at Jess?
Anyone watching it? What are the goals like?
Course i'll see it in a different light, my kids won't have a retard for a dad.
Lineker is the new Lynam. He just needs to shed the cheeky goody-two-shoes image and sleaze on a few more women.
Lesson learned Mr K.
I don't know anyone on here and i take the piss out of all of them. I don't get your point. Kids are fair game too imo.
My joke backfired, I misjudged the board's level of maturity :lol:
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