i was 13 stone at my heaviest.... :redface: :redface:
i'm barely flexible let alone a contortionist (i think thats the word altho its probs spelt wrong) :dunce:
i don't really hate any1 altho i dispise a lot of ppl including: sweetcorn (it's her nick name ask amy) cos she encouraged me to get fat so she...
it doesn't vibrate & tickle the clit.. :p
cos i tried deleting it & then realised u were quoting me so tried to re-instate it but ended up being too slow so ur post ended up above mine!!...
guess u'll just have to take my word for it since i don't suppose u want graphic details!! :lol: :lol:
not in my case....just spices things up a bit & then i'm also in practise for those lonely nights alone!! :lol:
the one true fuzzy toast! :redface:
argh...okays then....so is it still early days it that match then bri?! ;) :p
whats gone? :dunce: :confused:
go for it rach! :D
agh...ok then! :love:
scare me then! :chill: :lol:
do i know her? (is it swamp donkey?) either way that's hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:
well at least u can prioritise.... scare poor defenceless woman (thats me btw) go home chiching we have a winner..... :king: :lol: :lol:
sssshhhhhhhhh........ :(
nope, i was all scared & eeeiried out!!! :D ;)
i'm soooooooooo scared mr nasty man of science...wooooooooooh........you're so scarey i mite never go out again........ooooooooooh i'm crying...
YKTS :love: anything bigger than a mouthful is a waste! :D
i've got Ken my dear but it can add to the fun!! :lol: & also i'll b lonely at the end of may til i c him again! :blush: :blush:
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