I stopped to give a Tramp some money outside the train station the other day and guess what was on his Walkman? Zenith 6! He said a angel in a...
Scratt you look like Vanilla Ice! My hero!
Certain things that are illegal in the USA are perfectly legal in the UK...............
Does Glitter tell you where she gets her make up - NO! Does Steve Imac tell you what crackers he gets his jokes out of? - NO! :p
Why should Lee tell you snotty nosed kids his secrets? If I spent hours selecting the ripest tunes to harvest...... I WOULDNT TELL YOU...
All the girls can come round mine for the "Girlie night in". Ill leave clean towels in the bathroom, feel free to use the bath and sleep over...
Its the closest thing the UK has to a Twilo! ;)
CANT U READ MONKEY BRAIN?
She looks evil...
Was the warm up DJ called "Jools"?
Randon Sunnyd fact: Former Big Brother winner Craig was bouncing all over SunnyD Brum on Sunday. Chewing his face off!
Unbelievable rise for Good Grief. I remember when me & Messy where sitting with Barry Big Nose in the cage in Crasher and he was talking about...
He hasnt got a fucking hope of getting a work permit. Its a rather cever publicity stunt by the rather bizarre Mr Reynolds.
Fantasy Footy update week 2! Top gurner and all round miserable twat ALAN SHAW has retaken the number 1 spot! Some retards have only picked 9...
I wouldnt go that far like. lol!
Germany has the best Trance DJ's and producers. I would say it has taken over from Holland now. UK Trance is a comedy show. Kelly, Bond etc. :p
"rewriteable CD" Thats whats caused the problems then. I always rip the tracks onto my Hard drive then to CDR if I have used a CD-RW. RW's are...
What where the sound systems like in tents? They are normally the best for this as well.
Creamfields is always the best festival IMO. Always has the best weather and the only ppl iv seen getting wacked are Cyber-Flids and its their...
Did you see any violence? Was there many Cyber-Flids? Did it sell out? Busy?
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